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02/03/25 Grif.Net – Winter Camping Tips

02/03/25 Grif.Net – Winter Camping Tips

[Each month in 2025, we ‘wander’ unsupervised do=
wn memory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week =
from 25 years ago (that’s from February 2000 for those mathematically=
challenged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in pass=
ing years, but lots that were funny THEN are still funny NOW.]

 

(From years =
of living in the Great White North, I’ve developed some hints about c=
amping in the cold weather.)

 

*Lint from your navel makes a handy fire start=
er.  Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

 

*Get e=
ven with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apar=
t and eating all the ants while he hibernates.

 

*A hot rock placed in your s=
leeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well,=
but the cheese sticks between your toes.

 

*The best tents and backpacks are=
named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named fo=
r landfills.

 

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*You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by clim=
bing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.

 

*When camping, always =
wear a long-sleeved shirt.  It gives you something to wipe your runny =
nose on.

 

*Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo winter campi=
ng. Shine a flashlight into one ear.  If the beam shines out the other=
ear, do not go into the woods alone.

 

*A potato baked in the coals for one =
hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals all day make=
s an excellent hockey puck on a frozen pond.

 

*The sight of a bald eagle ha=
s thrilled campers for generations.  The sight of a bald man, however,=
does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

 

*In an emergency, a drawstring from=
a parka hood can be used on a snoring tent mate.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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