People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.
What washes up on ver=
y small beaches?
Micro-waves.
Wanna hear two shor=
t jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, jooooo=
ooooooooke.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? =
The same middle name.
I bought the world’s worst thesa=
urus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it=
‘s terrible.
What do you call a priest who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t have the right koalafications.
What does Wisconsin’s to=
p dentist get?
Just a little plaque.
I prefer ham=
burgers and fries over escargot or turtle soup.
I‘m more into fast food.
&nbs=
p;
I can’t take my dog to the park because the du=
cks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s=
what I get for buying a purebread dog.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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