Becca D. reminded us, “This time of year, everyone should=
know the symptoms of the Amish Flu. First you get a little horse, then a l=
ittle buggy.”
Ken M. fretted, “I worry about scientists discovering=
that lettuce has been fattening all along.”
Jacob A. said, “I was go=
ing to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile.”=
Joy H. adm=
itted, “My Christmas tree wasn’t just happy to have its decorations r=
emoved; it was delighted.”
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Wayne M. related his conversation:
Me: "=
;I gotta tell you this is not a typical gym, and I’m really impressed."=
;
Cashier: "Sir, this a bakery."
Ken H. =
reminisced, “I used to look at my grandparents and think, ‘I=
217;ll never be that old.’ Yet here I am, livin’ the dream.R=
21;
Jo=
hn K. warned, “Dangerous cold — in 10 minutes or less can cause fros=
tbite on bare skin" So if you go outside barenaked, don’t stay longer =
than 9 minutes.
Shawna T. lamented, “I have an inferiority complex, but it̵=
7;s not a very good one.”
Richard G. confessed, “I love board games. =
My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some =
fruit and crackers. I’m so good at that one.”=
James B. shared, ̶=
0;I just met a microbiologist. He was taller than I thought he would be.=
221;
C=
hristine L. asked, “Why do people say ‘Tuna Fish’ sandwic=
h? Nobody says ‘Chicken Bird’ sandwich.”
Scott M. “We nee=
d a 12-step group for us compulsive talkers. We could call it On Anon Anon.=
”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"