[MORE of my resolutions WITH commentary, since many might quest=
ion my sincerity in these monumental tasks.]
To learn how to pick locks. (It should open doors for me in 202=
5.)
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To buy a cheap hairpiece for my bald spot.=
(It will be a small price toupee.)
To visit the Grand Canyon. (I’=
ve heard it’s just gorges.)
To clean all the mirrors in the house. =
(Honestly, I could really see myself doing that.)
To search the house for my favorite watch I lost a few months ago. (I j=
ust hope I can find the time.)
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bsp;
To sell my parakeet that lost its voice las=
t year. (Serious inquiries only – it’s not going cheap.)
To ma=
ke a long overdue call to my wife’s OB-GYN who delivered our kids. (I=
want to thank him for helping them out.)
To g=
ive away my old broken garden gate. (No, there’s no catch.)
To dress up as a clown and entertain the neighborhood c=
hildren for their birthdays. (Hope, they will appreciate the jester.)
To learn sign language. (It seems very handy.)=
[And=
one more special one]
To start a condescen=
ding Facebook group. (I hope some of you will patronize it.)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"