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01/02/25 Grif.Net – My 2025 New Year’s Resolutions

01/02/25 Grif.Net – My 2025 New Year’s Resolutions

[What are MY 2025=
resolutions, no one asked?  My resolutions WITH commentary, since man=
y might question my sincerity in these monumental tasks.]
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To lose the extra weight I put on in 2024. (But in =
my defense, I had a lot on my plate last year.)
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To stop procrastinating. (Eventually.)

 

To replace all my shoelaces with=
Velcro straps. (Well, why knot?)

 

To install a giant picture window in my=
living room. (I know this will be a big pane.)
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To immediately stop eating=
deli meats. (I’m afraid it will be hard to quit cold turkey.)

 

To re=
ward myself with some new golf socks. (Over the holidays I got a hole in on=
e.)

 

To order a chicken and an egg online. (Need to answer one philosophica=
l question – to see which comes first.)

 

To get a new set of golf clubs for=
my wife. (Seems like that would be a fair trade.)

 

To refuse to attend fu=
nerals before 10 a.m. (I’m just not an early mourning person.)

 

To get over my fear of hurdles. (This may take a lea=
p of faith.)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"

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