[Grew up in Minnesnowta and it was COLD in the winter, hot and =
humid in summer, with a nice week of spring and another nice week of fall i=
n-between. Retired now and basking in warmth of Wisconsin. It actually hove=
red around zero this past December week, still nothing like the weather I r=
emember growing up.]
At 70 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnes=
ota roast sweet corn.
At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnes=
ota sunbathe.
At 50, Japanese & English cars won’t start. People in Minnesota=
drive with the windows down..
At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, glo=
ves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
At 30, New York lan=
dlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout =
before it gets cold.
At 20, People in Miami all die. People in Minnesota conside=
r closing their windows at night.
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;
At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico. People i=
n Minnesota get out their winter coats.
At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates=
=2E The Girl Scouts in Minnesota walk around selling cookies door to door.
At 20 =
below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minne=
sota let their dogs sleep indoors.
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p;
At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Po=
le. Minnesotans get upset if they can’t start the snowmobile.
At 40 below, ALL at=
omic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold enough for =
ya, eh?
At 50 below, People in Green Bay long for another frozen tundra miracle. =
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
At 60 below, heck freezes over a=
nd Vikings win the Supe . . . no, never mind.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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