A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,=
and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She r=
eplied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the =
property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, &q=
uot;I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is ma=
de of concrete, brick and mortar, your Honor" she responded.
&q=
uot;I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husb=
and’s parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge with h=
im?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carpo=
rt and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tr=
ied again, taking a different tack, "is there any infidelity in your m=
arriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.=
We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is y=
es."
Exasperated he tries one more time, "Ma’am, does your=
husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, &qu=
ot;about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, i=
n frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"=
;
"Oh, I don’t want a divorce," she replied. "I’ve ne=
ver wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he just can’t communicate wi=
th me.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus K=
nows Me, This I Love!"
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