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Sweet family time of Thanksgiving is over and now the REAL anxiety of
Christmas begins. Do YOU have favorite expressions to use on high stress
days? These are compiled from a number of ladies . . . and are FREE to use
over the next few weeks. And yes, I have personally heard many of these over
the years.
1. You – Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?
6. I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. I’m not tense; I’m just terribly, terribly alert.
10. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
11. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.
13. I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I’m a witch like it’s a bad thing.
17. Can I trade being a Mom for what’s behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here is done.
20. Is it time for your medication or mine?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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