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11/18/24 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes, Again

11/18/24 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes, Again

1. What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates

 

2. Should I name my baby girl Brie?=

I think it sounds a little cheesy

 

3. How do you get in=
touch with a Roman architect?

You column.

 

4. What=
do you call a magician who lost their magic?

Ian.

 

5. What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasab=
i!

 

6. =
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?

"Are you having a crisis?"

 

7. Why did the grocer put a baguett=
e in a cage?

It was bread in captivity.=

 

8. You’ve =
heard of Harrison Ford?
Get ready for BobDad Subaru.

 

9. How do I keep from =
burning my Hawaiian pizza?

I guess I should =
put it on aloha temperature.

 

10. What do you call a lonely cheese?

Provolone.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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s Me, This I Love!"

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