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11/12/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

11/12/24 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

Ken H. shared, “Talked to my cab driver and found he was =
a fare-minded person.”

 

Esther G. wondered, “When I was asked what I d=
o with leftover bacon, I admit that thought never occurred to me.”

 

Wayne I.=
said, “Of all the inventions of the past 100 years, the dry-erase bo=
ard has to be the most remarkable.”

 

Carrie C. told, “Leaving KFC I wa=
s accosted by a vegan yelling that every chicken had a family. She’s =
right. That’s why I bought the whole bucket. Didn’t want to lea=
ve any behind.”

 

Rich T. confessed, “I love to collect old magazines a=
nd look through pictures and articles from the past. Yes, I know I have lot=
s of issues.”

 

Kathy S. moaned, “Spices were first brought to Wester=
n Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my pantr=
y.”

 

Wayne M. related, “I decided not to go for a run today because of=
the weather but mostly because of the running.”

 

Tina F. lamented, “N=
o wonder I’m tired. I had my socks on the wrong feet all day.”

 

Dan G.=
confessed, “I got confused by a yard sign and may have voted for a r=
eal estate agent.”

 

Jan P. said, “My parents spanked me as a child. As=
a result I now suffer from a psychological condition known as ‘respe=
ct for others’.”

 

John J. reminded, “Say what you will about the=
South, but nobody moves north to retire.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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