(Amidst our prayers and seriousness of Elect=
ion Day, we bring a little light-hearted humor to mind)
Q. How do yo=
u stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
A. You take away its tiny broom.
Q. What are the four keys to success?
A. S, U, C, and E
Q. What’s on the best things on the menu at the new restaurant cal=
led “Karma”?
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A. Just desserts.
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bsp;
Q. When is it the hardest=
to get rid of debt?
A. =
When you can’t budge it.
Q. What was =
the best reason to love going off daylight savings time last Sunday?
A. I get to enjoy beautiful sun=
sets now while I’m eating lunch.
Q. =
Is it proper to ask women about cosmetic procedures they might have had?
A. Yes. Now you can talk ab=
out Botox and no one will raise an eyebrow.
Q. What is the biggest perk of being “over the hill”?
A. There’s nothing left t=
o learn the hard way.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"