[Reading some puns and word-play on-line, and still smiling at =
how smart some folks are compared to my addled brain. Examples? =
As grandma in Minnesota always said, “Youbetcha”. Here are few=
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*I have a prosthetic toe made from breath mints. I call it my Tic-Tac-Toe.
**I ju=
st want to make myself clear. If I had to choose one super-power, I w=
ould want invisibility.
**I work at a car rental office and an old witch said she=
didn’t want a vehicle with automatic transmission. She preferred a s=
tick.
**I grilled a chicken for a full hour Sadly, she still wouldn’t tel=
l me why she crossed the road.
**I found that just one letter makes the differenc=
e between here and there.
**I traded five pounds of real Wisconsin cheese for an =
autographed photo of the Green Bay Packer team. Figured a picture is worth =
a thousand curds.
**I saw a universal remote on sale for $20 and I thought, ̶=
0;Wow! This changes everything”.
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**I’ve got some racing geese for sal=
e. Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
**I was so upset that I couldn=
’t find my scissors to clip coupons for the store that I was reduced =
to tears.
Facebook has taught me two important truths:
(1) There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world
(2) They are vastly outnumbered
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Dr Bob Grif=
fin
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