Am sharing some truly memorable lame jokes about chemistry. For=
me, they’re right in my element. I hope your reaction to them will n=
ot be disappointing.
*What did the chemistry teacher who was also a coach say to=
his team?
We argon a barium!
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*What are the primary elements of a sens=
e of humor?
Sulfur, Argon, Calcium=
, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm
*Is Chemistry a bo=
ron subject for jokes?
Au, these a=
re golden and a noble effort, for sure
*Is that Sodium?
NA.
*Two scientists walk into a bar=
=2E "What’ll you have?" the bartender asks.
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"I’ll just have an H2O," says the first scien=
tist. The bartender passes her a drink; she drinks it and smiles.
"I’ll have an H2O too," says the =
other scientists. The bartender passes him a drink; he drinks it and dies.
*What kind money did they use on Superman’s home planet?
Kryptoncurrency!
*What is the nickname=
for a fellow named FELIX?
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IRON 59
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D=
r Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&quo=
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