[First of the month policy to begin our Grif Net Blog with bad =
puns or word plays. Today is no exception.]
Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about ve=
getables. I said that’s not nececelery true.
My friend Jack claims he can c=
ommunicate with his vegetable garden. Jack and the beans talk.
Where do fruit go =
on vacation? Pear-is.
I tried all morning to cook up an egg-related pun, but I co=
uldn’t crack it.
How do you make an apple turnover? I begin by pushing it d=
ownhill.
Told my wife that I love her like she loves vegetables – from my head to=
matoes.
You don’t like my vegetable word plays? Well, I yam what I yam. And=
I don’t carrot all.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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