CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN THE RACK AT THE DRUG STORE
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"Congratulations on your promotion."
Inside "Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my =
back. You’ll probably need it again."
Cover "Looking back over th=
e years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder.”
Inside "What was I thinking?"
Cover "I’=
ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love."=
Inside "After having met you, I’ve changed my =
mind."
Cover "How could two people as beautiful you . . .
Inside "Have such an ugly baby?"=
Cove=
r "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me.&q=
uot;
Inside "Like the need for years=
of therapy."
Cover "Congratulations on your wedding day!"
Inside "Too bad no one in the family=
likes your wife."
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Cover "Someday I hope to get married"
Inside "But not to you."
Cover &q=
uot;I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected."
Inside "While I’m dreaming, I also wish you=
weren’t so ugly."
Cover "When we were together, you always said=
you’d die for me."
Inside "Now=
that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise."
Cove=
r "You’re such a good sister that if we were on a sinking ship and the=
re was only one life jacket . . ."
I=
nside "I’d miss you heaps and think of you often."
Cover "I’=
m so miserable without you"
Inside &=
quot;It’s almost like you’re here."
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
&q=
uot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"