09/09/24 Grif.Net – Oxymorons (part 1)

Here is part of the list of 50 common oxymorons for your enjoym=
ent. In case you’re wondering, "Grif Net Humor" is NOT on t=
he list

 

50.    Act naturally

49.&nb=
sp;   Found missing

48. &nbsp=
;  Resident alien

47.   =
Advanced BASIC

46.    Genuin=
e imitation

45.    Airline Fo=
od

44.    Good grief

43.    Same difference

42.    Almost exactly

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41.    Government organization

40.    Sanitary landfill

39.    Alone together

38.    Legally drunk

37.&nb=
sp;   Silent scream

36. &nbsp=
;  British fashion

35.  &nbsp=
; Living dead

34.    Small cr=
owd

33.    Business ethics

32.    Soft rock

31.    Butt Head

30.    Military Intelligence

29.    Software documentation

28.    New York culture

27.    New classic

26.&nbsp=
;   Sweet sorrow

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(top 25 tomorrow)

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"