[Forwarded for our use by Pastor Otis N.]
A church secretary=
picked up the phone and heard a Texan’s voice on the other end saying, &qu=
ot;I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
Puzzled, the secret=
ary said, "Excuse me, sir?"
He repeated; "I want to talk to=
the head hog at the trough!"
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She then realized the man wanted to tal=
k to the pastor. Somewhat indignant, she replied, "Sir, if you want to=
talk to our pastor, you will have to address him properly. You should call=
him Pastor or Reverend or Brother, but you certainly should not refer to h=
im as the Head Hog at the Trough!"
The man on the other end said in a =
country drawl, "Oh, never mind. I just wanted to donate $10,000 to the=
church."
The secretary promptly replied, "Can you hold please? I=
think the big pig just walked through the door!"
(answers to Austral=
ia Quiz tomorrow)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"