What happened at the wedding of two nuclear =
technicians?
The bride wa=
s radiant, and the groom was glowing
Why di=
d Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because pencils made him ask, &#=
8220;2B or not 2B?”
Why do meteorolog=
ists try to weigh a rainbow?
They need to confirm that a rainbow is pretty light.
What makes a pirate really angry?
Take away the ‘p’.
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Why is procrastination really a good thing?
You always have something to do tomorrow and =
nothing to do today.
When feeling lonely, =
why should you start your own small business?
You will have a little company.
How did your car respond with all the crows jay-walking at the Fa=
ir?
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortu=
nately was in a pedestrian’s pocket.
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Why does Peter Pan keep flying?
Because he neverlands.
(I like this joke because it never gets ol=
d)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"