Ken M. prays, “My goal this week is to=
move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.”
Glenda G. related, “In order to drive an electric car in Wisconsin I=
have to have a current license.”
Way=
ne I. taught, “I used to hear music in my western hat, and was bother=
some. Finally I took it off and removed the band."
Ron B. admited, “I’m not fat. I have the same body=
I’ve always had, adjusted for inflation.”
Marion S. explained, “I planted a weeping willow next to =
the road because it needed a shoulder to cry on.”
Rich T. wrote, “My doctor said I might lose 3 fingers on=
my left hand. I asked if I’d still be able to write with it. He wasn=
’t sure but said not to count on it.”
Gerrie G. said, “I’m workinng on my summer diet. I start=
with a nice large salad bowl, and then add as many scoops of ice cream and=
toppings as it will hold.”
Jimmy S. =
asked, “Do KJVonly churches post their sermon videos on ThouTube?
=
Ken H. laments, “It turns out that when =
you’re asked who your favorite child is, you’re expected to pic=
k from your own. I know that now.”
Wa=
yne M. resorts, “The doctor was appalled at the severity of my sedent=
ary ways and insists I need daily physical exercise, and he’s probably righ=
t. So, tomorrow I am going start walking to the bakery.”
Dixie Z. confessed, “I’m about 5 pounds aw=
ay from Google Maps listing me as a roundabout.”
Brian A. concluded, “If procrastination was an Olympic sp=
ort, I would come in 4th so I wouldn’t have to walk to the=
podium.”
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p;
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus=
Knows Me, This I Love!"
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