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08/05/24 Grif.Net – Confessions of a Comedian

08/05/24 Grif.Net – Confessions of a Comedian

[I have a confession – I can’t remember the name of=
the comedian from whom I “borrowed” the following. Sorry. But =
it is funny.]


A computer once beat me at=
chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

I used to think that the brain=
was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling m=
e this.

 

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had th=
at first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.=

 

I was the kid ne=
xt door’s imaginary friend.

 

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw t=
hrough the leather straps.

 =

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to m=
e.

 

Whe=
n I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve,=
I found them.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"

 

 

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