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08/01/24 Grif.Net – Monthly Puns and Clever Word-Play

08/01/24 Grif.Net – Monthly Puns and Clever Word-Play

[First of the month always brings worst of the month in my humo=
r. Here is what’s happening at my house.]

I couldn’t fig=
ure out how to run the new washing machine, so finally I just threw in the =
towel.

 

Every morning, I get hit by the same bicycle as I walk to work. It’=
s a vicious cycle.

 

Ever since my phone lost its contacts, I make it wear glasses.=

 

If I =
got paid in lots of Pennes, I would make loads of pasta.

 

I thought I saw a spid=
er on my laptop, but my friend said it was just another computer bug.

 

=
I ate too m=
any SpaghettiOs for lunch and ended the day with a vowel movement.

 

I think gettin=
g the super power to fly would be so uplifting.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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net

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