[Groaners, terrible puns, lame humor, and other nonsense design=
ed to make a 4th grader roll her eyes on the 4th]
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What happens if all the pigs on the far=
m throw a Fourth of July celebration?
They c=
all it ‘The in the Pen Dance Party"
What did King George III think of Americ=
a’s founding fathers bringing freedom to their country?
He thought they were revolting.
Did the American flag say hello to =
Lady Liberty on the Fourth of July?
No, she =
just waved.
What did American colonists drink at the Boston Tea Party?=
Liber-tea,
What do you call the most patriotic breed of dog?=
A Yankee poodle.
What’s the children’=
s favorite 4th of July treat?
Pop-sicles!
What hap=
pens if the fireworks display over Mount Rushmore doesn’t go off this year?=
It would be a monument-al disaster
Why do ducks&n=
bsp;love the Fourth of July so much?
They ar=
e obsessed with fire-quackers.
Why should you research the best firework stands b=
efore making your purchase?
You want to get =
the best bang for your buck.
What do fireworks drink to stay hydrated in the summ=
er?
Sparkling water.
Did you hear about the firecr=
acker who got pulled over for speeding?
Than=
kfully, the police officer lit him off with a warning.
What breakfast cereal shou=
ld you eat on the 4th of July?
Ri=
ce Krispies, because they snap, crackle, and pop.
What did Polly the parrot want =
more than anything on the Fourth of July?
Po=
lly wants a [fire] cracker.
What did the big firework say to the little firework?=
You’ll grow up to be a blast.
Why did George Wash=
ington spend all his free time in the garden?
Because he was tending to his infant-tree.
Did you hear about the camper’=
;s fireworks display?
It was in-tents.
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Dr Bob Griffin=
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=
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