NOW THAT I’M RETIRED:
Not saying I’ve gotten=
lazy these days, but my favorite exercise now is doing “diddly-squat=
”.
I do tuck my feet into my chest and lean forward, since t=
hat’s just how I roll.
Monday is cleaning day. So far, I’ve polished =
off two candy bars.
Decided not to buy a 2024 calendar. Don’t want to thi=
nk of my days as numbered.
=
Having lots of dental work and amazed at the rising co=
st of tooth pics.
After a tough time raising my daughter, I’m having a grea=
t relationship with my grandchildren. Guess they found we have a comm=
on enemy.
Retirement is a lot like my old job, except now I can do nothing and no=
t worry about being caught.
~~ANSWERS TO HOMONYM.HOMOPHONE QUIZ~~
1. What did the dog s=
ay to the insect that bit him?
Flee, flea
2. What=
would we do if we had bad plants spoiling our lawn?
We’d weed
3. If four couples went to the restaurant, how many dine=
d?
Eight ate
4. What do you call a huge pile of =
hidden money?
A cash cache.
5. What do you call =
a poorly mowed site for golf?
A coarse cour=
se.
.
6. Wh=
at do you call a discounted boat ride?
A sa=
il sale.
7. What are groups of sailors on an ocean pleasure trip?
Crews cruise
8. Why did the cowboy give cough medicine to his st=
eed?
He had a hoarse horse.
9. What do you call=
an underaged coal digger?
A minor miner.
10.What=
is a group of musicians not allowed to play a venue called?
A banned band
11. If they are not here, where are they?
They’re there
12. What do you say to a soldier in =
shining armor when he goes to bed?
Night-ni=
ght, Knight
13. What do you call a scared bucket?
A pale pail.
=
14. What do you call baby bunny fur?
Hare hair.
=
15. What do you call a Middle Eastern market selling only product=
s from Japan?
A bizarre bazaar
16. What do you ca=
ll a quick look at a mountaintop?
A peak pe=
ek.
1=
7. What do you call a test tube full of gross liquid?
A vile vial.
18. What is a great accomplishment using the ends of your=
legs?
A feet fete
19. What is a reddish-purple v=
egetable that is completely worn out?
A beat=
beet
20. If the demons are completely sinful, what are angels?
Wholly holy
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.n=
et
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