[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi=
ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain=
ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
"To succeed in life, you need three things=
: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone."
Reba McEntire
"You know=
, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little=
note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’"
Tommy Cooper=
”Goi=
ng to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a ga=
rage makes you an automobile.”
Billy S=
unday
"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil.=
I don’t know how much she charged him though."
Emo Phillips
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you h=
ave to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery =
numbers."
Matt Groening
"If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be =
watching television by candlelight."
George Gobel=
“Doing nothing i=
s very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”
Leslie Nielsen
“I don’t believe in reincarna=
tion, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.”
Shane Richie
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bsp;
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you =
want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t mat=
ter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”Erma Bombeck
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just g=
oing to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.R=
21;
Mitch Hedberg
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"