[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi=
ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain=
ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
R=
20;When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so =
that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
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Nora Ephron
“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”=
;
Judith Martin
“When the waitress asked if =
I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don=
’t think I can eat eight.’”
Yogi=
Berra
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.=
Then I want to move in with them.”
Ph=
yllis Diller
“My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you&=
#8217;ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
Socrates
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;
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothi=
ng moves?”
Robin Williams
&nbs=
p;
“The scientific theory I like best is th=
at the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”=
;
Mark Russell
“The secret of staying young =
is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball
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“Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and yo=
u don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!&#=
8221;
Charlie Brown
“I never forget a face=
—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”Groucho Marx
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"