[We try to start the first weekday of each month serving you so=
me truly funny jokes. In June it appears we will fail again. But fail=
ure for 332 months in a row (since 1996) does not stop us from offering a m=
ore mediocre fare that will hopefully bring at least a slight smile to your=
face.]
What happened to the magazine about ceiling fans?=
It went out of business due to poor circulation.
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What word i=
s spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly=
What does a house wear=
?
A dress.
What does an English penguin use to construct its house?
Igloo=
s it together.
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemonaid.
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What did the sore mummy found in the Great Pyramid say=
it needed after so many years?
A Cairo-practor
What happened when I was asked=
how many grif net puns were published in Germany?
I replied, "Nein=
"
What was the result of some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaping?
It was otter chaos.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"