What did the tree say to spring once it warmed up?
What a re-leaf.
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What month is the shortest of the year?
May. It has just three letters.=
Why is spring the best=
time to open a flower and gift shop?
Busine=
ss is blooming.
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What falls in the spring, but never gets hurt?
Rain.
Should I plant flowers in April?
May as well.
Why did the bird where a mask when it flew into the bank?
It was a rob-in.
Can February March?
No, but April May=
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y did the farmer bury all his money in the spring before planting?
He wanted to make the soil richer.=
Why does the king of t=
he jungle wear yellow flowers in spring?
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wants to be a dandy lion.
Why did the broom wish it was a mop?
It was tired of=
being pushed around all the time.
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@gri=
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"