>IRS agents are always tired after April 15th because their =
work is so taxing.
>My Moms knew I would be a CPA when I grew up. When we read=
Cinderella and the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, I asked, "Mo=
m, is that ordinary income or capital gain?"
> I am saving to grow a gard=
en and landscape my property by building a hedge fund.
> I don’t plan to=
retire, but someday I’ll just close the books.
=
> In figuring my taxes, =
I always stop at nothing to avoid a negative balance.
=
> My CPA doesn’t s=
ee the glass as half-empty or half-full, just that the glass as twice as la=
rge as necessary.
> I once helped the defend a local church from an IRS audit =
that claimed they were reporting false profits.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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