Q: What sort of taxes are there on trash bags?
A: Hefty ones, and no one is Glad about it.
Q:=
There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax.
A: Men and women.
Q: What’s the definition of a go=
od tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loop=
hole named after him.
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get to keep =
$10 and they get $40.
Q: Where do homeless accountants live?
A: In tax shelters.
Q: What sort of sense of humor do CPA’=
s have?
A: Self-depreciating.
Q: What does t=
he pessimistic IRS agent think?
=
A: It’s acc=
rual world.
.
Q: What do accountants’ spouses say to fall asleep when they have in=
somnia?
A: "Sweetie, tell me about you=
r job."
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"