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03/08/24 Grif.Net – MORE Job Applications

03/08/24 Grif.Net – MORE Job Applications

IF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY…

 

Pandora:=

I can bring a lot to your company. I like =
discovering new things.

 

Genghis Khan:

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My primary =
talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization,=
and the populations of several countries.

 

Macbeth: .

Would I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who w=
ould knock off his boss for a promotion?

 

Mr. Hyde:

Please keep this application confidential. I am self-employed and my empl=
oyer, Dr. Jekyll, doesn’t know I am looking for another job.

 

Lady Godiva:

Thank you for the interview, but would you c=
larify what is "business casual"?

 

Al Capone:
As indicted earlier, =
I have over five years of analyzing investments in every area except income=
tax.

 

Elvis:

My last boss and I…say, are you =
going to eat those fries?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"

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