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03/06/24 Grif.Net – Generic University Slam (+ Answers to Place Name Quiz)

03/06/24 Grif.Net – Generic University Slam (+ Answers to Place Name Quiz)

[Feel free to plug in the name of a rival university for a l=
ittle fun “slam”. Now that I’m retired in Wisconsin, I&#8=
217;d change it to blast the pathetic University of Minnesota “Gopher=
s” or the Illinois “whatever’.]

 

What do you get when you =
cross a ________ University basketball player and a groundhog?

Six more weeks of losing until team watches March Mad=
ness on TV.

 

What do you get when you drive slowly pass ________ University?=

A degree

 

How do you get a ________ Uni=
versity graduate off your front porch?

Pa=
y him for the pizza

 

Why don’t they have ice in the Gatorade on the sideline=
at ________ University games?

The guy wh=
o knew the recipe graduated

 

In remedial English class for ________ Universi=
ty football players, they were asked "What comes after a sentence?&quo=
t;

They knew the answer – "the app=
eal".

 

~~ANSWERS to “Place Name Quiz”~~

 

Example: Jackpot – Nev=
ada

1. Beer Bottle Crossing – Idaho

2. Big Sag – Montana

3. Booger Hole – West Virginia

4=
=2E Chili – Wisconsin or New York

5. C=
hugwater – Wyoming

6. Coupon – P=
ennsylvania

7. Coward – South Carolina=

8. Flippen – Georgia

9. Frankenstein – Missouri

10. Free=
Soil – Michigan

11. Fries – Vir=
ginia

12. Little Canada – Minnesota

13. Mosquitoville – Vermont=

14. Okay – Oklahoma

15. Parachute – Colorado

16. Santa =
Claus – Indiana

17. Toad Suck – =
Arkansas

18. Whynot – North Carolina

19. Woonsocket – Rhode Island

20. Worms – Nebraska

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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