Sylvia R. shared this list: “Six things I’m no long=
er interested in: Driving at night. Leaving the house at night. Driving in =
winter. Leaving the house in winter. Driving. Leaving the house.”
Mike B. s=
tumbled, “My therapist discovered I have multiple personalities, and =
now she charges me the higher group rate.”
Donna B. admitted, “My bod=
y is not a mega-church. Mine is a Catholic church. Filled with wine, bread,=
and guilt.”
CEO of Boeing assured, “If you have any problems with ou=
r aircraft, my door is always open.”
Joe B. stammered, “I can’=
;t remember a single time when my memory has failed me.”
Scott M. advised, =
“I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine’s Day. =
She’ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.”=
Mike W. confesse=
d, “My superpower is ruining my kids’ lives by making them unlo=
ad the dishwasher between doing nothing and doing nothing.”
Chris A. taught=
, “The key to looking busy at work is just looking annoyed and walkin=
g around fast.”
Dale S. reminded, “It takes a big person admit when h=
e is wrong, but it takes a bigger person to keep his mouth shut when he is =
right.”
Marilyn L. asked, “When a fish says, "goo=
d night" in the South Pacific, is that "Salmon Chanted Evening&qu=
ot;?
N=
edelka M. believes, “You should always treat people with glasses kind=
ly. Remember, they paid money to see you.”
Steve L. recalled, “You mi=
ght be old if you were born a long time ago.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.=
net www=
=2Egrif.net
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