[Each month we start=
with bad wordplays, bad puns, bad jokes, and bad luck. Here is Part 3 (Mar=
ch) as 2024 marches inexorably on. Read at your own peril – these are=
guaranteed not to get better with age.]
Wo=
rd-Play Confessions =3D
I have been experimenting with breed=
ing racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.=
I met=
some aliens from outer space. They seemed down to earth.=
I hate Russian dolls. =
They are so full of themselves.
I feel sorry for shopping carts. They’re al=
ways getting pushed around.
I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it.
I asked my f=
riend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. He said no, since he was Nic=
holas.
I used to work at a hairdresser, but I just wasn’t cut out for it.
I diss=
ected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.
I never understood odorles=
s chemicals. They never seem to make scents.
I was going to wear my camouflage s=
hirt today, but I couldn’t find it.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God =
doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"