02/29/24 Grif.Net – Smartz of Bob

[Many assume I was a precocious and intelligent student even=
as a child. I applaud your astute intellect and deductive skills.  He=
re are a few examples of my brain in action in third grade.]

TEACHER: Bob, name one important thing we have in A=
merica today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

BOB: Me!

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

BOB: Bec=
ause of the traffic sign.

TEACHER: What s=
ign?

BOB: The one that says, "School=
Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Bob, go to the map and find North America.=

BOB: Here it is!

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TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

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CLASS (cheering and pointing at me): Bob!

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TEACHER: In this box, I have a=
3-foot snake.

BOB: You can’t fool me, Te=
acher. Snakes don’t have feet.

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ACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, w=
hat would I have?

BOB: Big hands!

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TEACHER: Bob, give me a sentence=
starting with "I".

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BOB: I is..=
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TEACHER: No, Bob. Always say, "I=
am."

BOB: All right. "I am the=
ninth letter of the alphabet."

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