Yesterday we saw some things for the Arizona snowbirds Today=
, you know you are spending the winter in Florida or the Valley when . .&nb=
sp;
* You notice your car overhe=
ating before you start it.
* Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-w=
ay.
* You think a red stop light is merely a suggestion.=
* You think someo=
ne driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
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* No one would dream of putting vi=
nyl upholstery in a car.
* You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go b=
ack for seconds.
* The AC repairman is on your list of best friends.=
* The water from the cold-water tap is the same temperature as the hot one=
=2E
* You run an air conditioner at Christmas so you can use your fireplac=
e in your mobile home.
* Most people will not drink tap water unless they a=
re under dire conditions.
* People with black cars or have black upholstery=
in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state (or just pl=
ain nuts).
* You notice the best parking place is determined by shade inste=
ad of distance.
* You burn your hand opening the car door.
* Sunscreen is s=
old year-round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, and a formula le=
ss than SPF30 is a joke.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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