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02/09/24 Grif.Net – More Ways to Understand Computer Terms

02/09/24 Grif.Net – More Ways to Understand Computer Terms

[Hang in there if you hear these computer words and don&#821=
7;t know their meaning. Help is on the way to your cabin in the North Woods=
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Modem:         What you did to=
the hay fields last summer.

 

Dot Matrix:    Farmer Matrix’s =
wife.

 

Infrared:      Where the left-over’s go when=
Fred’s around.

 

Printer:       Someone who ca=
n’t write in cursive.

 

Lap Top:       Where li=
ttle kids feel comfy

 

Keyboard:      Where you hang=
your keys.

 

Software:      Them plastic eatin’ ute=
nsils.

 

486 MB:        One of them fancy =
imported cars.

 

Mouse:         What =
eats the horses’ grain in the barn.

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Main Frame:    The part =
of the barn that holds the roof up.

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Port:     &nbs=
p;    Fancy wine.

&nb=
sp;

Enter:      =
   C’mon in!

 

Random Access Memory: You can’t remember how much th=
at new rifle cost when your wife asks.

 

Digital:    &nbs=
p;  Like those numbers that flip on your alarm clock.

 

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Dr Bob=
Griffin

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