[Got two new pair of blue jeans for Christmas since my old one=
s were holier than I am. Caused my mind to wander on that subject and see i=
f I’d written about jeans previously. This was from March 10, 1997, during the first year of the grif net blog. This =
proves the grif net hasn’t gotten better with time.]
What did the pyromaniac do when he qui=
t his job at Levi Strauss?
Burned his bri=
tches behind him
Where does Clint Eastwood buy his jeans?
Britches of Madison County
Who died searching for jeans =
that would keep him young?
Pants De Leon
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What was the German Army’s secret WWII weapon?
The Pantser tank
What is the study of different generations wearing p=
ants?
Jeanetics
In the fairy tale, who=
stumbled on a house made of candy in the forest?
Pantsel & Gretel
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=
100 years ago, what did they call ladies who =
went crazy about wearing slacks?
Pantaloo=
ney
What jeans were worn in a flood by Simon and Garfunkel?
Britches over troubled waters
Who would you call old=
er female relatives wearing blue jeans?
A=
unts in their pants
What to action movie will focus on retrieving stolen sh=
orts?
Mission Impantsable
~~ANSWERS: Iconic Quotation Movies and Speakers~~
1. “Don’t call me Shirley.
– Dr. Rumack (Leslie Ni=
elsen), Airplane!
2. "You had me at ‘hello.’"
– Dorothy Boyd (Renee =
Zellweger), Jerry Maguire
3. "=
I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
– Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duval=
l), Apoc=
alypse Now
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4. “Houston, we have a problem.”
– Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks), Apollo 13=
5. "You can’t handle the tru=
th!"
=
– Colonel =
Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson), A Few Good Men
6. “Get busy living =
or get busy dying.”
=
– Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) and later Ellis Boyd =
220;Red” Redding (Morgan Freeman), The Shawshank Redemption
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sp;
7. “I’ll be back.”=
– Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), The Terminator=
8. “=
;There’s no crying in baseball.”
– Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A League of Their Own
9. “Here’=
;s Johnny!”
– =
Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson), The Shining
10. “Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look a=
round once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller=
217;s Day Off
11. “Sa=
y hello to my little friend!”
– Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface
12. “Your mother was a hamster, and your father sm=
elt of elderberries!”– French taunter (John Cleese), Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Bonus: “I see dead people.”=
– Cole Sear (Haley J=
oel Osment), The Sixth Sense
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
&qu=
ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"