02/05/24 Grif.Net – Been Wundrin’

[Thousands of “ponderable” jokes have circulated ov=
er the years, but I’ve saved these questions to cogitate on when stuc=
k at the railroad crossing]

 

>>If the mantis is always praying, what religio=
n is it?  [note: it probably varies because they’re all in sects=
]

 

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>Why are short people the last to be hit by rain but the first to drown?=

 

>&=
gt;How important does a person have to be before they are considered assass=
inated instead of just murdered?

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>>What medical issues did cured ham have b=
efore?

 

>>If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

>>W=
hy does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the sam=
e thing?

 

>>How can a spy tell when she’s run out of invisible ink?

 

>>=
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

>>Why do =
airlines call flights nonstop? (They all stop eventually)=

 

>>Where does the=
light go when the light goes out?

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p;

>>If you were invited to a party by a ps=
ychic, would you have to RSVP?

 

>>Why does “slow down” and &#822=
0;slow up” mean the same thing?

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>>Do people in Australia call the res=
t of the world ‘up over’?

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Dr Bob Gr=
iffin

bob=
@grif.net www.grif.net

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