Alric S. proposed, “I suggested to the National Park Serv=
ice that we release clay pigeons back into the wild. That idea was immediat=
ely shot down.”
Shirley V. lamented, “My friend says when she looks i=
n a mirror, she envisions her body as a temple. I look at myself in the mir=
ror and envision a bouncy house.”
Justin R. wondered, “After the NFL =
playoff resulted in another humiliation for Texas, I wonder if the single s=
tar on the Dallas Cowboys helmets was a ‘logo’ or a ‘rati=
ng’”?
Irwin C. confessed, “If I ever have the misfortune of goi=
ng insane, I want to live in Washington D.C. where it will go unnoticed.=
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cott M. explained, “Them: Razor wire protecting our borders is inhuma=
ne. Me: Not if you don’t climb over it.”
Kenneth M taught, R=
20;When you find a good wife, you not only have a best friend and companion=
, you also receive a Driver’s Ed teacher for life.”
Tim M. pondered, =
“I thought we defeated the grammar nazi’s in world war to.̶=
1;
Ste=
ve L. found that, “The weight a preacher has with God is one billigra=
m.”
Chuck S. admitted, “I’m not ashamed to admit that all my kn=
owledge of opera music comes from Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.”
Marilyn L. cl=
arified, “I love God, but some of His children are really getting on =
my nerves.”
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bsp;
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"J=
esus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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