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02/01/24 Grif.Net – Words at Play

02/01/24 Grif.Net – Words at Play

[Each month we start with bad puns, bad wordplays, bad jokes, a=
nd bad luck.  Here is Part 2 (February) as 2024 marches inexorably on.=
Read at your own peril – what is seen cannot be unseen.]
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What was the biggest p=
roblem when the church relocated?

They neede=
d an organ transplant.

 

What does Superman have in his drink?

Just ice.

 

What do you do to an open wardrobe?

You closet.

 

What happened to the human cannonball at the circus?

He got fired.

 

What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

 

What happened to the fellow trying to s=
tay dry and healthy using an umbrella in the storm? 

He still felt under the weather.

 

What if I don’t know what &=
#8216;apocalypse’ means?

It’s n=
ot the end of the world.

 

What happens when readers of the grif net hear a pun or =
word-play that is actually funny?

No one kn=
ows.

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~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"

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