Smiling as I think of these evaluations and summaries of our li=
ves . . .
“Dogs are the leaders on our planet. If you see two lifeforms, o=
ne of them making poop and the other carrying it for him, whom would you as=
sume is in charge?”
~Jerry Seinfeld
“T=
he is no such thing as soy milk. It is soy juice.”
~Lewis Black
“You know there is a problem with the education s=
ystem when you realize that of the 3 R’s, only one of them starts wit=
h an R.”
~Dennis Miller
“I wonder what=
the word for ‘dots’ looks like in braille?”
~Demetri =
Martin
“In Scotland, the forbidden fruit is fruit.”
~Gary Delaney
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no =
matter how good I get, I will never be better than a wall.”
~Mich Hedberg
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sp;
“They say such nice things about people=
at funerals that it makes me sad to realize I’m going to miss mine b=
y just a few days.”
~Garrison Keillor
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.n=
et
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