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01/15/24 Grif.Net – Smiles for the Holiday

01/15/24 Grif.Net – Smiles for the Holiday

[Kids got Friday off school for a snow day and now Monday off s=
chool for Equality Day.  Thought I’d share some questions to kee=
p them busy . . . or make them wish they were back in school.]

Q: Wh=
at happened to the 7th grade boy who drank eight Cokes in 20 min=
utes?

A: He burped Seven-Up.

 

Q: In what month do=
monkeys fall from the sky?

A: During Ape-ri=
l showers.

 

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?=

A: "Smiles" – there is a "mile" between t=
he two "s’s"

 

Q: Can February March?

A: N=
o, but April May.

 

Q: Speaking of months, why is everyone so tired on April 1?

A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31-day=
March.

 

Q: What has more legs, "one" cow or "no" cow?

A: One cow has just 4 legs, yet no cow has more leg=
s than that.

 

Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dres=
sed dog?

A: The man wears a suit. The dog ju=
st pants.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&q=
uot;

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