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01/12/24 Grif.Net – Build a Snowman

01/12/24 Grif.Net – Build a Snowman

[Here are a dozen snowman jokes. Ration them out – one in=
a school lunch, one at the dinner table, one with a bed-time kiss, and wat=
ch the kiddo’s smile]

1. What is a snowman’s favorite sn=
ack?

Ice Krispies treats.

 

2. Where do snowmen pu=
t their money?

Snowbanks.

 

3. What breakfast cere=
al do snowmen love to eat?

Frosted Flakes!

 

4. What=
do snowmen call their kids?

Chill-dren.

 

5. What d=
id the snowman say to his car on an icy road?

“Want to go for a spin?”

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6. How do you decorate a snowman’s c=
ake?

Lots of icing.

 

7. What do you call it when a =
snowman throws a temper tantrum?

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A meltdown.=

 

8. Wh=
ere do snowmen love to dance?

At a snow ball=
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9.=
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea.

 

10. What did Jack Frost say to the Snowman?

“Have an ice day!”

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11. What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle.

 

12. How do you make up a snowman’s=
bed?

Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blan=
ket of snow.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
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