[Each month we start with bad puns, bad wordplays, bad jokes, a=
nd bad luck. Here is #1 for the New Year. You will want to wash your =
eyes after reading.]
NASA is sending a new mission to say ‘sorry’ to=
any UFO’s or aliens out in space we have offended. They’=
re calling it Apollo G.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose? H=
am boogers. I know, snot funny.
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Doctor says my body has run out of magnesiu=
m. 0mg.
Shortest tongue-twister? Say “Irish wristwatch” f=
ast three times.
I rented a limousine for $300 but later realized no driver was i=
ncluded in the rental. I’d spent all that money with nothing to chauf=
fer it.
It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already=
made me a spokesperson.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I w=
ent swimming with sharks. Wow. That cost me an arm and a leg.
If horses have lowe=
r divorce rates, it’s because they are in stable relationships.
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After her c=
hildren moved out, the old lady who lived in a shoe moved into a flat.=
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Dr Bob Griffi=
n
[email protected] www.grif.net
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