[On the first weekday of the month, we share some of the best a=
nd worse puns and word plays]
I’ve just finished reading a book about the w=
orld’s greatest basement. It was a best cellar.
=
Speaking of books, I ordere=
d a book of puns last week, but I didn’t get it.
My laptop caught a bug, probably=
pneumonia. Apparently, I left the Windows open last night.
One should never dis=
cuss infinity with a mathematician; they can go on about it forever.
I don’=
t trust the staff at the acupuncture clinic. They’re all back stabber=
s.
A t=
eller at the bank was flirting with me until I finally asked her to leave m=
e a loan.
People say I look better without glasses, but I just can’t see it.=
Don’=
t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficia=
l.
I g=
ot hit in the head with a can of soda, but it didn’t hurt since it wa=
s a soft drink.
&nbs=
p;
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus=
Knows Me, This I Love!"
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