[I promise this is the LAST bunch of PhD jokes for the month]
I’=
;ve been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and well-being=
of little people.
After 4 long years and mu=
ltiple studies, I’ve concluded 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.=
What =
do you call someone who has a BA in Art, a MA in Fashion Design, and a PhD =
in Gender Studies?
A well-educated barista.
The un=
iversity that hired me was angry with me this morning.
In my defense, I never said I had a PhD in theoretical physics. =
I said I had a theoretical PhD in physics.
.=
Due to the size of my student loans for my =
PhD, I have debts no honest man could pay.
L=
uckily, I’m a statistician.
 =
;
What’s the difference between a PhD in Ar=
t History and a large pizza?
A large pizza c=
an feed a family of four.
Dave says his wife thinks he has about 500=
PhD’s.
Think she means “Projec=
ts Half Done”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
&qu=
ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"