[Had such fun with PhD jokes yesterday, that I have a whole =
216;nuther bunch!]
I have finished writing my PhD thesis on penguins.
In hindsight, I probably should have written it on pape=
r.
I h=
ave a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany.
Instead of math or language, her dissertation is full of pictures of =
exotic plants.
She sure has a lot of photos =
in thesis.
Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board?
Passenger: I have a PhD in mathematics.
Flight attendant: One passenger is having a heart attack, and one pass=
enger is having an asthma attack.
Passenger:=
[nodding] That makes two.
&n=
bsp;
A guy walked into a coffee shop and ordered =
a latte.
“I just completed my PhD in S=
cottish poetry,” he told the barista. “Now I’ve got third=
degree Burns.”
Personally, someday I hope to earn a PhD in procrastin . . =
=2E
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=