[Most are familiar with “Peter piper picked a peck of pic=
kled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter piper picked. If Peter piper =
picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter piper =
pick?” Here are a few more tongue-tangling tales to make your eye tee=
th see what you’re saying.]
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;
>>A tutor who tooted the flute tried to t=
utor two tooters to toot said the two to the tutor is it harder to toot or =
to tutor two tooters to toot?
>>Betty Botter had some butter. “But,&#=
8221; she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, =
it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter would make my bat=
ter better.” So, she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter b=
utter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So ‘t=
was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
>>A flea and a fly i=
n a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us =
flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea. So they flew through a f=
law in the flue.
>>If two witches would watch two watches, which witch woul=
d watch which watch?
>>A sk=
unk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
>&g=
t;She sells seashells on the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seas=
hells. So, if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore=
shells.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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