[I always thought I was smart. Even my dad agreed; he kept tell=
ing me I had a ‘smart mouth’. I’ll let you be the judge.]=
Supervisor: Can I ask you a question?
Me: I don’t know. Ca=
n you?.
Supervisor again: May I ask you a question?
Me: You’ll have to wait for my lawyer.
Nurse: How are you?
Me: On a scale from one to punching someone in the face, I=
‘m about at wishing someone would stub their toe hard.
English Teacher=
: Commas are important people.
Me: Commas ar=
en’t people, teacher.
New employee: “Your colleagues have sung y=
our praises! They said you’re a super boss. I knew you were good, but=
now I’m you sound like a 10 out of 10!”
Me: “Good, they followed the script.”
=
News: A uni=
versity bookstore worker stole $20,000 worth of textbooks, according to pol=
ice.
Me: I hope the police were able to recover both books.
=
Barista at =
the coffee shop: What’s your name?
Me: Why? Do you know my parole =
officer?
Mom: What’s your favorite class in school?
Me: It depends on the day.
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p;
At the supper table: How’d your day in s=
chool go?
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, I’=
;d say somewhere between 1 and 10.
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p;
Fellow student in Geometry class: What are you=
doing today?
Me: Measuring the distance between reality and expectation=
=2E
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=