[This odd assortment of questions will appeal to those who love=
physics, chemistry, and the sciences. I may add a bit of explanation as de=
emed appropriate for those who might not see the clever humor, but the expl=
anation is often longer than the joke itself.]
1. What did the scien=
ce professor say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous wal=
ked into the lab?
“OH SNaP!”.
(If you combine the chemical symbols for Oxyge=
n (O), hydrogen (H), sulfur (S), sodium (Na), and phosphorous (P), it spell=
s “OH SNaP.”)
2. What should you do if no one=
laughs at your chemistry jokes?
=
Keep tellin=
g them until you get a reaction.
=
3. What if you fail wh=
en writing jokes about the periodic table?
Y=
ou may not be in your element.
4, Did you hear the joke a=
bout cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was=
CoRnY.
(cobalt (Co), radon (Rn), and yttriu=
m (Y) spell corny)
5. If someone throws sodium chloride at you, can they be arreste=
d?
Perhaps. It is, after all, a salt.
6. What’s the difference between chemistry jokes and phy=
sics jokes?
Chemistry jokes can be funny per=
iodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
7. Why=
did the attacking army use acid?
To neutral=
ize the enemy’s base.
(Acid and base c=
hemicals on the pH scale can cancel each other out)
8. What is Cole’s Law?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
(There’s =
no real scientific law called Cole’s Law. This mixes chemistry jokes =
with good ol’ food puns)
=
9. What happens if you lower your body temperature to absolute zero?
You’ll be 0K.
(Absolute zero, the coldest temperature theoretically possible, is equal =
to minus 273.15 degrees Celsius and zero degrees Kelvin (written out as 0K)=
10. Do you have any other chemistry jokes?
All the good ones argon.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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